![]() ![]() Bart: According to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground. Lisa: If the snakes were in here we could protect them. There was a rat in the deep end, but we got 'im! Be there a cool loch where a lass could wash her long, red hair? Groundskeeper Willie: Nay, but there's a pool at me apartment complex. Groundskeeper Willie: (to his tractor) Ach, my beauty! Wait till the superintendent sees you! Were it not a violation of God's law, I'd make you my wife. Lisa: How can you people turn on snakes after all they've done for you? Grampa: I'm an old man, I hate everything but Matlock. (Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.) Nixon: Is Whacking Day over? (Everyone boos at him.) Thank you. After exposing Alger Hiss, Honorary Grand Marshal Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss. Kent Brockman: But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ![]() You bath-takin', underpants-wearin' lily hugger.Įvil Homer: I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer! Principal Skinner: Wise council, William. Principal Skinner: Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key? Groundskeeper Willie: No, but the PTA would tear you a new arse. ![]()
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